Monday, December 10, 2007

I wanna take you to a FREE! gay bar

For anyone who knows and loves the easily stuck-in-your-head chorus to "Gay Bar," have I got a holiday treat for you! I just found out the always-crazed men of Electric 6 will be playing for FREE! yes, FREE! in (of all places) Southpaw in Park Slope this Wednesday, December 12. To the best of my knowledge, Southpaw is not a gay bar, nor am I gay, nor will Electric 6 be taking anyone to a gay bar at any point. However, "Danger, danger- High Voltage!" is more than my tagline on Myspace- it's a rocking good time, even if you're not a mosh-pit-loving, testosterone-driven, oversexed male. Which I am not. But I just can't stay away from these guys!

They usually play Bowery Ballroom for actual amounts of money so a free show by a rock band of this caliber is an event to be celebrated! I can never find any girls to go with me, actually, I can never find anyone at all to go with me since my bro & his nutty friends moved away. However, for those uneducated in the wonders of Electric 6, their lyrics are strangely catchy (I wanna be a dance commander!) and they give a new meaning to "rock out"- I have yet to witness another band with as many high-kicks per measure as E 6. You will see jumping. You will be jumping. You will love it!

Wed. December 12, 9:00 pm, people. Southpaw. Be there. I will.

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